First Class Funk – Indica AAAA+
Product description
A collective of highly experienced farmers. Flower is dried in a temperature and humidity controlled environment. After this, cold curing takes place for a minimum of 14 days. The result is a more pronounced and robust terpene profile and the finest representation of the strain. Respecting the land, air, sea and the first nations of our west coast, we are proud to offer this amazing strain.
First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You’ll feel a heady relaxation that’s unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
Effects
Body High, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting
May Relieve
Appetite Loss, Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Cramps, Muscle Spasms
Flavors
Fruity, Grape, Herbal, Peppery, Spicy
Aromas
Diesel, Fruity, Grape, Spicy
Triple Vacuumed For Super Discreetness And Odor Protection.
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